Dear Parents,
These two thugs were giving me the stink eye all day … supplying me with the impression that a hostile takeover was imminent. I went ahead and took care of them for you. It’s better to be safe than sorry, that’s what I always say.
Rebel Forces
Thinking they might have a few buddies lurking around in the form of strategic reinforcements, I did a quick sweep of the perimeter and found this guy waiting for me in the wings. I am glad that I got to him before you all got home.
Reinforcements
I love you to the moon and back!
Love,
Baxter
OMG …. That is exactly how they think.