Tonight’s Agenda

1. Tyler to karate – check
2. Offer assistance with dreaded homework sessions – check
3. Start a load of laundry – check
4. Unload dishwasher – check
5. Make lunches for tomorrow – check
6. Start another load of laundry – check
7. Make a cocktail – check
8. Start dinner – check
9. Tell the kids that the kitchen is closed until dinner – check
10. Start another load of laundry – check
11. Listen to the death march that will ensue when I ask to kids to fold clothes – check
12. Make another cocktail – check
13. Finish and serve dinner – check
14. Listen to the kids whine about eating peas and grapes – check
15. Think about making another cocktail but decide against it since the State of Idaho considers a woman to be a “heavy drinker” if she has more than 1 drink a day – check
16. Break down and let the kids watch TV in order to find some peace and quiet – check
17. Leave the dishes for Brad because he loves to clean them up in the morning – check
18. Turn on the TV and become overjoyed that the Long Island Medium is on – check
19. Screw what the State of Idaho thinks and make another cocktail – check